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You know you're from western PA when.. 1. you walk carefully when it is "slippy" outside. 2.You often go down to the "crick". 3. You have to "red up", before company comes over. 4. You've ever gotten hurt by falling into a "jaggerbush". 5. When you are mad at some one they are "jagoff"
HERE ARE THE RULES IN THE DEN. TO RELAX IN EASY CHAIR, OR C0UCH. NICE WARM HOT BUTTERED RUM, OR LITTLE WINE. SIT IN FRONT OF THE FIREPLACE IS A MUST. SOME SOFT JAZZ IN THE BACKGROUND FOR MUSIC.
THE SUMMARY OF MY WEEK AT END OF EACH WEEK I WILL GIVE A LITTLE SUMMARY OF MY DAYS.
THERE WAS A OUTBREAK OF CLAIMS. WHICH ALL OF THE MANAGERS CAME WITH. SO OF COURSE I HAD TO PRINT OVER THOUSANDS OF THEM. WE HAVE THE PERSON HERE THAT SHOULD NOT HAVE THEIR JOB. WE ALL HAVE THIS PERSON IN THEIR OFFICE. WE HAD LUNCH AT THE OFFICE FOR THANKSGIVING AFTER WHICH I SAW THIS PERSON TAKE LEFTOVERS HOME. OK I KNOW PEOPLE TAKE STUFF HOME. THE NEXT DAY IT SEEMS THAT THIS PERSON TOOK ALL THE LEFTOVERS. SO IT CAUSED SOME TROUBLE WITH THE REST OF THE EMPLOYEES. THERE WAS A BIG FUSS AT WORK.
DUE TO THE SHORT WEEK , I HAVE TO WRITE THIS NOW. HAD LOTS OF REPORTS TO DO, AND LITTLE TIME TO DO IT. HAD TO TEACH ONE OF MY CO WORKERS MY JOB, SINCE I GOING TO BE ON VACATION. SO I HAVE ALL THIS GOING ON , AND I'M GETTING PHONE CALLS ALL DAY LONG. RUNNING AROUND LIKE A CHICKEN WITH ITS HEAD CHOPPED OFF, I NOTICE I WAS THE ONLY ONE WORKING. HOPE YOU ALL ARE HAVING A HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!! REMEMBER WEEKENDS ARE FOR DRUNKS SO DO DRUGS. JUST JOKING, DON'T DO THAT. IF YOU ARE GOING TO DRINK DON'T DRIVE!
SOME PEOPLE THINK YOU CAN READ MINDS, BUT I CAN'T !!! THE SAME PEOPLE THINK YOU SHOULD WORK JUST FOR THEM. YOU SHOULD DROP EVERYTHING, AND GET IT DONE. SAME PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW THEIR A HOLES FROM A HOLE IN A GROUND. ENOUGH OF THAT. SOME THING ON A LIGHTER NOTE. THERE ARE 25 DAY IN TILL CHRISTMAS. I GOT MY SHOPPING DONE. HAVE YOU? I BE SPRUCING UP THE OLD DEN SOON FOR THE HOLIDAYS.
SOME OFFICES HAVE CHRISTMAS PARTIES, OURS IS THIS FRIDAY. HERE ARE SOME TIPS, TO KEEP IN MIND. 1 TRY TO HAVE FUN, I KNOW THEY 'RE SOME COWORKERS GOING TO BE THERE. YOU JUST HATE. SO ONE NIGHT CAN WE JUST GET A LONG? 2 TRY EATING SOME FOOD, WHILE YOU DRINKING. YOU WOULDN'T GET DRUNK AS FAST, AND YOU'LL STAY LITTLE LONGER. 3 IF YOU ARE GOING TO DRINK A LOT, CALL A TAXI OR HAVE SOMEONE ELSE DRIVE. 4 I KNOW WHEN YOU START DRINKING THE OPPOSITE SEX START LOOKING GOOD. TRY NOT TO DO THEM. REMEMBER YOU HAVE TO GO BACK TO WORK ON MONDAY.
DO YOU HAVE I GUY WHO FARTS AND WALKS AWAY? WE DO, THIS GUY EVERY DAY WILL COME IN YOUR ROOM PASS GAS AND LEAVES. I HATE THIS PIG, I WISH FART SOME WHERE ELSE. SAY PARDON ME WOULD BE NICE, BUT DON'T WALK AWAY. HE THINKING YOU LIKE SMELLING HIS GAS. HEY JACKASS YOU GAS DON'T SMELL LIKE PRETTY FLOWERS. 12/21/01 JUST WISHING EVERYONE A MERRY CHRISTMAS, HOPE YOU GET EVERYTHING YOU WISH FOR. I'LL BE RELAXING IN MY EASY CHAIR, WITH NICE COOL BEER. LISTING TO CHRISTMAS MUSIC, FINISHING UP SOME GIFT WRAPPING.
HERE'S IS THE YEAR IN REVIEW. IT IS THE END OF THE YEAR, AND THE PROMISES YOU MADE FORGET ABOUT IT! TRY TO STOP OVER EATING, DIDN'T DO IT. TRY TO STOP OVER DRINKING, DIDN'T DO IT. TRY TO DIET, DIDN'T DO IT. TRY TO BE LITTLE MORE KINDER, DIDN'T DO IT. YOU GET THE IDEA. MAYBE THIS YEAR WE ALL TRY TO HAVE PEACE ON EARTH. WE ALL LIVE HERE WHY CAN'T WE GET ALONG? THIS UP COMING YEAR, MAYBE A NEW PAGE. PLUS DIFFERENT THINGS TO COME.
HAPPY NEW YEAR! DO YOU HAVE THIS TYPE OF PEOPLE AT WORK, WHO TRIES TO FIX YOU UP OTHER COWORKERS. THE PERSON THEY HAVE IN MIND, IS NOT REAL POPULAR PERSON IN THE OFFICE. ONE THING WRONG WITH THAT, IF I LIKE THAT PERSON, I WOULD HAVE ASKED THEM OUT. TWO I TRY NOT TO DATE PEOPLE IN THE OFFICE. I DID ONCE AND IT DIDN'T WORK OUT. YOU SEE THEM EIGHT HOURS AT WORK, THEN GOING OUT LATER, JUST RUN OUT OF THINGS TO TALK ABOUT. I GUESS YOU JUST GET BURNED OUT. THREE YOU FRIENDS WILL FIND OUT, AND THEY WILL GOOF ON YOU. OTHERS WILL ASSUME YOUR HAVING SEX.
TIME TO BUT UP OR SHUT UP!! THE RAVENS AND THE STEELERS PLAYING IN THE PLAYOFF GAME. UPDATE YOU ON THIS STORY. THE RAVENS STARTED TRASH TALKING FIRST TIME THEY PLAYED, AND JUST WON THE GAME. THE NEXT TIME MORE TRASH TALKING THE STEELERS WON THE OUT RIGHT, DURING THIS SEASON NOW THIS TIME IT IS THE PLAYOFFS. AND MORE TRASH TALKING. MORE TRASH THAT THE GARBAGE MEN HAVE TO WORK OVER TIME. THIS SUNDAY THIRD MEETING, RAVENS IN THE CORNER THE STEELERS IN THE OTHER CORNER. LET GET IT ON!!
FRIENDS OR COWORKERS? MY FRIEND CHARLIE IN A COUPLE OF DAYS WILL BE GOING TO A DIFFERENT JOB. HE A GOOD FRIEND, I WAS TALKING TO HIM TODAY. HE SAID YOU USUALLY THING, HE KEEPING IN TOUCH. WILL STILL HANG OUT, GO OUT FRIDAYS TO THE BAR. I WORKED FOR A LONG TIME, I MUST HEARD THAT ABOUT 1000 TIMES. I KNOW, ONE DAY I QUIT THIS JOB. I PROBABLY SAY THE SAME STUFF, TO SOMEONE ELSE. GOOD LUCK CHARLIE, YOU WILL TRULY BE MISSED. NEXT FRIDAY AT THE BAR I HAVE ONE FOR YOU.
HOW COME NEAR THE END OF THE WORK DAY SOMEONE ASK YOU DO SOMETHING? I HATE IT, MOST OF THE TIME IT'S BIG JOB, AND TAKE A LOT OF TIME. THEN YOU DO IT ONE OR TWO THINGS HAPPEN. 1, THEY END UP NOT WANTING IT, OR 2, THEY LEAVE AND THE WORK YOU DID FOR THEM WOULDN'T BE DEALT WITH TILL TOMORROW, OR NEXT WEEK. NOW TO REALLY GET YOU PISSED OFF, YOU FIND OUT THEY COULD HAVE YOU DO IT EARLY THAT DAY.
EVER MEET THE OPPOSITE SEX, AND YOU LIKE BEING AROUND THEM. THEN LATER ON YOU FIND OUT THEIR MARRIED, OR SEEING SOME ONE ELSE. MOST THE TIME ITS JUST BEFORE ABOUT TO ASKED THEM OUT. I HATE THAT, OR THEY ARE IN THIS RELATIONSHIP WHICH NOT RIGHT FOR THEM. I GUESS OPPOSITES DO ATTRACT.
DO WE HAVE THE POWER OF THOUGHT? DID YOU EVER THINK OF GROUP OR SONG, AND THE RADIO PLAY IT. WOW! YOU WAS THINKING OF SOMEONE, AND THEY CALL YOU, OR YOU MEET THAT SAME PERSON. FREAKY HUH. SORRY IT DOES NOT WORK ON SUPER MODELS OR LARGE SOME OF MONEY. I KNOW I TRIED OFTEN. I'M ALSO WONDERING ABOUT ON LAZY COWORKERS, I WISH THEY WOULD GET FIRED OR QUIT BUT THEY ARE STILL HERE. SO I'LL JUST THINK OF A GOOD SONG, MAYBE WITH A LITTLE LUCK D. J. WILL PLAY IT.
COWORKER OR WEATHER MAN COWORKER HERE SHOULD BE A WEATHER MAN, NO HE CAN'T PREDICT THE WEATHER. HE DON'T DO THE JOB BUT STILL KEEP HIS JOB. I FEEL UPSET KNOWING THIS, BECAUSE I LIKE OTHERS HERE, I DO MY JOB CORRECTLY. DAY AFTER DAY THIS GOES ON. THE BOSS KNOW WHAT GOING ON BECAUSE HE FEELS SORRY FOR HIM NOTHING EVER HAPPENS. I JUST WONDER IF MY BOSS, BOSS FEEL SORRY FOR HIM ALSO TO KEEP HIM HERE?
CARS REMEMBER THE DAYS WHEN YOU WERE YOUNG, AND YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS HAD JUNKY CARS I WAS JUST THINKING OF THOSE DAYS, AND THE CARS. THE CAR IN A JUNK YARD, MADE INTO A LITTLE METAL BOX. THAT WAS THE BEST CAR WE ALL HAD. BEAT THE HELL OUT OF THAT CAR, WE WENT EVERYWHERE IN THAT CAR. YOU TRY TO OUT DO YOUR BUDDIES, FIXING UP YOUR CAR. MOST OF US GOT LAID IN THE BACK SEAT.
HOW MUCH I ENJOYED MY 3% RAISE I COMES TO 32 CENTS, I CAN'T EVEN MAKE A PHONE CALL! THANK YOU BOSS, FOR NOTHING. ALSO FOUND OUT, WHEN DEALING WITH TO OPPOSITE SEX, THEY DON'T LIKE BEING FARTED ON. WHEN TALKING TO GIRL WHO WORKS HERE, ONE OF A MALE COWORKERS FARTED ON HER. SHE WAS ALL RED, WHEN TELLING ME THIS, AND TOLD NOT TO GO TO THAT PERSONS. I DIDN'T, BUT I GOT A GOOD LAUGH WHEN I HEARD THE STORY, AND HOW ANIMATED SHE WAS.
9:OO AM MORNING BRAIN WASHING MONDAY - FRIDAY AT 9 O'CLOCK WE GET TO HEAR THE MORNING ANNOUNCEMENTS. TO BRIGHTEN UP YOUR DAY, OR ONE WHO DID SOMETHING GOOD. I LOVE MY JOB, I LOVE MY COWORKERS, I LOVE DOING MORE WORK, AND GET PAID LESS. THIS IS THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH TO WORK FOR. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY ANY ONE GO WORK FOR SOME ONE ELSE. I SORRY TO BRAIN WASHING IS STARTING TO TAKE EFFECT, I MUST RESIST.
MAY NATIONAL MASTURBATION MONTH BE FREE TO TOUCH YOUR SELF, ENJOY YOUR BODY. SO TO NIGHT GO BUY OR RENT YOUR FAVORITE PORNO, GET INTO BED OR COUCH AND START PLAYING WITH YOURSELF. IT OKAY, BECAUSE DR. RUTH SAID SO. 05/10/02 TELL A MARKETING OR HELL A MARKETING LATELY I BEEN FLOODED WITH CALLS BY SOME JACKASS TRYING TO SOMETHING. IT GETTING SO BAD THAT MCI PERSON HAD THE BALLS TO CALL ME ON SUNDAY. IF I WANT SOMETHING TO WOULD SHOP AROUND AND FIND WHAT I WANT AND I WOULD BUY IT. THEN YOU HAVE THE ONES THAT CALL YOU AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING AND YOU SAYING HELLO, HELLO, F YOU! I' M TELLING IT SO BAD I'M GOING TO GET RID OFF MY PHONE.
HAPPY MEMORIAL DAY WEEKEND!!! WHOA WHO THREE DAY WEEKEND, TIME FOR PICNICS, COOK OUTS, OPEN THE DAY OF THE SWIMMING POOL. IT IS ALSO THE TIME REMEMBER THE MEN AND WOMEN WHO SERVED IN THE ARMED FORCES. ALL THE PEOPLE THAT FOUGHT FOR ARE FREEDOM, FROM THE WAR AGAINST THE ENGLISH, 1776. TILL NOW THE BATTLE AGAINST TERRORIST. I THANK ALL OF THEM, AND I THE ONES WHO DIED FOR US MAY THEY ALL REST IN PEACE, AND GOD BLESS THEM. PLEASE BE SAFE AND HAVE A ENJOYABLE WEEKEND.
GET RICH QUICK LATELY MY FRIEND AND I ARE TRYING TO GET RICH VIA LOTTERIES, INSTEAD, DAILY NUMBER, AND OTHER GAME OF CHANCE. NOW I NOT FOOLING AROUND COME JULY I'M GOING TO LAS VEGAS!!! WIN ENOUGH MONEY TO LEAVE THIS JOB, HOPE I WIN ENOUGH TO PAY FOR THE WHOLE TRIP. TRUTHFULLY MY SISTER LIVES THERE, AND I TRY TO VISIT HER WHEN I CAN. WITH AND LUCK I HAVE A GREAT TIME, MAYBE WIN SOME MONEY. FOR NOW I KEEP PLAYING THE LOTTERY.
H A P P Y B I R T H D AY!!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU, HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAR DUDE MAN! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU. MY BIRTHDAY WISH, STRIPPER GIVE ME A LAP DANCE.
FIRST DAY OF SUMMER!!! THE ONLY THING A HATE ABOUT THE SUMMER IS, THE FAT GUY NOT WEARING A SHIRT. PLEASE, GUY IF YOU ARE FAT KEEP THE SHIRT ON. I DO NOT WANT TO SEE MAN BOOBS! THERE IS ALL WAYS THAT ONE GUY CUTTING HIS GRASS WITHOUT A SHIRT. IF I WANT TO SEE NICE SET OF BOOBS, I GO TO A STRIP CLUB. THIS GUY WITH THE BIG BOOBS ALSO HAS BIG PATCH OF HAIR ON HIS BACK. FROM A FAR IT LOOKS LIKE A BLACK BEAR MOWING THE LAWN. HAVE A NICE AND SAFE SUMMER. KEEP YOUR SHIRT ON!
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY!! HAVE A HAPPY AND SAFE, 4TH OF JULY! SAVE THE FIRE WORKS FOR THE PROS. SO MANY OF US PLAY WITH FIRE WORKS, AND SO MANY GO TO THE HOSPITAL. BLOWN OF HANDS, AND BURNED OFF SKIN IS NOT PRETTY. YOU TIP TO ENJOY THE SUMMER HOLIDAYS.
VACATION TIME VIA LOS VEGAS GOING TO SIN CITY, SPEND MY HARD EARNED CASH. PLAY LOTS OF SLOTS, PLAY SOME TABLE GAMES, AND TAKE IN SOME SHOWS. I HEAR IT ABOUT THE TEMP. IS WELL OVER 100. THAT OKAY THE CASINOS ARE COOL, 70'S. AND OUT THERE IT GOING IN TO A LITTLE MUSEUMS. EACH CASINO HAS DIFFERENT THEMES, HOW THEY RECREATED THE INSIDE OF THEM IS UNBELIEVABLE. I HEAR WEST COAST GIRLS ARE ALSO UNBELIEVABLE! SO ALL NEXT WEEK I'M GOING HAVE FUN, WHICH IS GOING TO BE A UNDERSTATEMENT.
THEIR VERSION OF THE COST OF LIVING I'M THINKING OF MOVING, SO I READ THE NEWS PAPER. I COME A CROSS THE REAL STATE SECTION IN THE PAPER. THE PRICE OF A APARTMENTS, AND IT'S A LOT. MY PAY IS NOT. WITH BILLS AND OTHER EXPENSIVE, I HAD TO STAY AT THE SAME PLACE FOR 10 YEARS NOW. I WOULD LIKE TO MOVE, BUT ACCORDING TO THE COMPANY I WORK FOR THERE SHOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM? SOME REASON YOU HAVE A CHOOSE, BETWEEN SOME THING CHEAP. EVERY DAY YOU TAKE YOU LIFE IN YOU OWN HANDS IT'S A BAD NEIGHBOR HOOD. YOU COULD TRY TO LIFE IN A RICH NEIGHBOR HOOD. AND PAY HIGH RENT. WHICH YOU CAN'T DO ANY THING ELSE. ALL WAYS BROKE. OR GET A ROOM MATE WHICH NEVER WORKS OUT, BECAUSE YOU END UP FIGHTING OVER MONEY AND WHO OWES .
VACATIONS WE ALL GET VACATIONS TIME OFF, ONE WEEK, TWO WEEKS, OFF FOR VACATION. WHAT IF YOU GOT SICK OR HAD TO TAKE A LONG PERIOD OF TIME OF FOR SOME PERSONAL STUFF? SO YOU HAVE NO TIME TO TAKE OFF, YOU JUST WOULD DEAL WITH IT. THERE IS A LOOP HOLE IN THE WHOLE THING, YOU A RETARDED, OR A SPECIAL CASE. WHICH THEY HAVE PETTY ON YOU, AND OUT OF THE BLUE YOU HAVE SOME VACATION TIME. IT'S AMAZING, NO IT BOGUS. THEIR BOSS, WHICH THEY ARE APPLING FOR SAINT HOOD. FELT SORRY FOR THIS PERSON, GAVE THEM TIME OFF. PROBLEM, IT PISSES THE REST OF THE DEPARTMENT OFF, BECAUSE THEY ARE TRIED OF COVERING FOR THEM.
BUSINESS OR FLEA MARKET? IT SEEMS LATELY THE OFFICE IS BECOMING A STORE. THE PEOPLE HERE SHOULD SET UP THEIR DESK LIKE FLEA MARKET STANDS, AND SELL THE NICK KNACKS. EVERY DAY SOMEONE IS SELLING THE GOODS, OR SERVICES. WE HAVE AVON, WE GOT CANDLES, HOME INTERNAL. IF YOU NEED A LIVER, OR KIDNEY I BELIEVE SOME HERE COULD GET YOU ONE. IT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND, ON A GOOD MONTH SOMEONE HERE MADE MORE MONEY THAN THE COMPANY. YOU KNOW I'M JOKING, I HOPE SO.
This page last updated on Wednesday, September 25, 2002 11:35:38 AM .
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