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WHY BEG AND PRAY TO MEET SOMEONE? WHEN YOU CAN PLACE A 

PERSONAL AD!!!

                PERSONAL ADS

INNER OFFICE MAILMAN

SWM About 6ft in height blue eyes and

bald. hobbies are baseball, history, and job abandonment. 

very quiet, and my favorite food is jumbo sandwiches.

looking for someone to deliver my mail to.

call me at 1-555-mailman

LONELY CAT LADY

SWF About 5ft in height brown eye girl with nine cats

hobbies cats and more cats. l love small talk. I like to

do it in the kitty litter. if you a cat person,  I am your cat meow!!

call me at 1-555-catlady

KENTUCKY MAN

SWM WHAT TO BE BLONDE,  EYES OF BLUE FROM THE GREAT

STATE OF KENTUCKY!! LOVE TO PARTY, TELL YOU WHAT EVER YOU

WANT TO HEAR, BECAUSE MY HOBBIES ARE STORY TELLING. WHY

CURL UP TO A GOOD BOOK, WHEN YOU COULD CURL UP TO ME!

CALL ME AT 1-555-BLUEGRASS

COMPUTER GUY

SWM Brown hair, blue eyes male. searching for love in all the wrong places

going from porn site, from porn site. founding out that I am living in a fantasy world

look for someone to take me out of the fantasy world, and bring me back to the real

world.

call me at 1-555- computer guy

ACCOUNT OUT OF BALANCE

SWF Brown hair, blue eyes which are bugging out trying to figure out

why i can't find a match, it just don't add up. need someone to balance out

my life.

call me at 1-555-1CPA

BUSINESS WOMAN

DWF Blonde hair green eye business woman, who's looking for a second

chance at love. I'm all business, and I'm looking for a someone who is all

business.

call me at 1-555-busy body

INFORMATION TECH

S W M Brown hair brown eyes male, looking for the right information,

to meet the right woman. hobbies is checking the weather forecast, and

down loading music, funny sound bites from my computer. I should be

checking for girls.

call me at 1-555- info tech

OFFICE CURRIER

S W M Brown hair brown eyes male, I cover for everyone at my office.

Now  I want to cover you. instead of keeping my office in supplies, I'm

looking to supply someone with love.

call me at 1-555-order it

LOSS BOSS

D W M Brown hair male that is clueless at my job. I don't know what

I'm doing or my employee are doing. When it comes to the opposite sex,

don't ask. Since I couldn't make my first marriage work. could someone

find me, or my heart so I can love again.

call me at 1-555-loss boss

LAZY LISA

S W F Blonde hair green eyes female, who is to lazy to do my job.

lazy to look for a boyfriend, because it to much trouble. I need

someone help me with both problems. you help me out.

call me at 1-555-lazy-girl

GAMBLING GIRL

S W F Brown hair brown eyes female, who loves gambling.

like in gambling, I also gamble in love. which I usually end up a loser.

I'm looking for someone to make me a winner. hopefully I my horse

will come in a winner.

call me at 1-555- gee-gee